Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
