Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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