i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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