How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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