So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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