I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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