I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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