The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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