I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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