i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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