the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
