I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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