Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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