Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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