Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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