i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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