I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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