Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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