Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
