Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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