And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
this will be a night to untag.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
false alarm, still single
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