You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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