Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
time to smoke my breakfast
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
As shirtless as possible
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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