Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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