i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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