She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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