Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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