i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
