oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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