I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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