Your tits are I can't wait for
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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