Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just want nice things and good sex
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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