ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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