It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
