Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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