I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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