quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Randomize
