Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think my nap took me to another dimension
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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