I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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