Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
