I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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