why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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