Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Four minutes until I can fart!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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