I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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