i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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