I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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