You really coming over, don't trick.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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