I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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