dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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