i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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