I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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