drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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