Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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