I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I should be sponsored by Trojan
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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