I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
