I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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