she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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