Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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